I’m finally ready to admit that whenever I see USMNT the first thing that comes to mind is Ninja Turtles. This is my burden to carry.

They already tried something different when they fired their most successful coach since Bill Walsh and replaced him with a hobo and noted Yes man. That worked out as well as expected.

Lynch, who has most recently served as an analyst on Fox

“I don’t care what the numbers say, he plays well” is not a very convincing argument, my man! The numbers in question generally do a pretty good job, believe it or not.

Hey, that’s a positive career trajectory then! I watch the Clippers and he is having a very good season. I don’t care what the numbers say, he plays well and he plays hard. He’s a bench guy, not a starter. He doesn’t have to have the flashiest numbers. He’s not my first choice for a backup guard, but he certainly…

I was hoping the guy was going to throw something Brady didn’t know into the middle of all of that

Hinkie, dude, they fired you. You don’t have to care anymore.

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Complaining about people who complain about hipsters? How hipster of you.

Looks like the Yankees weren’t the only ones who bought their rings.

As a Mariners fan, I’ve always had this feeling in the pit of my stomach that Felix would end up with a Yankees World Series ring.

Bolt Shows Mettle, Won’t Meddle with Request for Metal Medal

Jam Man of Bolt Clan Slammed With Ban

It seems really odd and awkward that I’m pulling for a case of horrifically bad luck or youthful exuberance gone terribly wrong, but, well, here I am...

That fucker head butted me once. RIP, you crazy bastard.

Cats are just not that great.

“Irsay dropped this minor bomb”

There’s a lot of blame to go around here, and to be honest I place very little of it at Cameroon’s feet. They obviously want Matip to play for them which is why they placed him on the preliminary list - they hired a new manager this year who obviously would want a guy who would easily be their best defender on the…

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

Hamilton, I’m beginning to suspect that you don’t think too highly of this Trump fellow.