This is an interesting story about a trade that actually happened, sure.

Alternate headline: Fundamentalists afraid of fundamentalists.

Wow. That makes the time I tweeted that LeBron James was a jive turkey for going to Miami pale in comparison.

Those two Spin Doctors hits from the 90s.

I assume you guys were wanting an update. Yes, my good boy is still a really good boy.

New York

Like football players in the South, the UConn women’s team is getting so much campus pussy.

“I’ve never been into Phish, partly because I had a really awful roommate in college who loved them.”

so ur bragging ur like most phish fans???

Those people, those are the ones who allow evil to exist.

Self inflicted. They determine the angle of the shot, burn marks, powder traces left, etc... to see if it was a suicide or a murder staged as a suicide.

My guess would be that they were determining whether the gunshot was self-inflicted or not. It’s easy to sit here and wonder why an investigation was needed, but it’s probably a good thing that the authorities take a little time to rule out murder. You know, just in case he was murdered and there’s now a murderer…

JUST

Mark Sanchez has studied this photo for several hours. And that was before he knew there was a question about missing legs.

This petty cattiness is more worthy of Carrie Bradshaw.

Huh, I thought they called him Mr. Mean because he was average.

Maybe now he’ll be able to refurbish that can.

Waste of money. They could have bought Golden Globe for 100,000 and a nice Spa certificate.