Sources: Elliott will be fined for prop celebration and suspended 4 games for using pot

Wait was I the only one who expected them all to die?

At least for the last guy, sure.

Well, hell, even I can beat Tom Brady in a foot race...

When it comes to football team mascots destroying kids, no one did it better than Joe Paterno.

It’s cool to call things memes?

I mean..

Talk about Koreshing my hopes and dreams, amirite?

You should ABSOLUTELY take ballroom dancing classes, girls love that! I took tango in college I met so many gorgeous and interesting women and had a lot of great dating experiences. Plus, even when the classes were over, I was able to use my new moves to impress other gals. Plus it’s fun! Dancing is cool.

It’s true; he’d be a great pick for this job

Good thing the graphic artist made sure to make his wedding ring noticeable. Wouldn’t want single ladies throwing themselves at that impeccably dressed dude with the silky smooth dance moves...

Phil wanted to throw them out, so he just grabbed ‘em by the posse.

If only there was a sports blog this could have been posted to...

Marchman: “My vote doesn’t matter, especially because I live in Pennsylvania, a safe state that will in no case go for the candidate of misogyny and white ethno-nationalism”

Yeah... about that....

This is devastating. It’s disgusting.

If my friend decides that her stupid baby means they don’t have time for HBO and cancel their account, my world will be an emptier place.

That’s a pretty big misread of what he meant by “competition”

Yup. These are my viewer.

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…

Donald Trump slapped his second-most slappable son, who was wearing a Yankees shirt at the time?