This was not the best outing of his career. You obviously aren’t paying attention. He is the holder of one of the single greatest pitching performances in major league history.

These Indians relievers, Andrew Miller, Bryan Shaw, and Cody Allen, remind me of nothing so much as the turn-of-the-millennium Yankees, with Rivera-Wetteland and then Nelson-Stanton-Rivera.

Or a terrible sense of humour, depending on your view of the video.

Hot take time: The White Sox are the true team that embodies Chicago. The Cubs are the team that embodies 20-something transplants who graduated for Big Ten schools.

“Brian Kelly is a fucking coward who knows he can only get away with that bullshit if he’s bossing around unpaid teenagers.”

“Before tonight, Hill had only started two playoff games, and lost them both.” Three. He started Game 5 of this year’s NLDS (and didn’t lose).

Pretty sure neither the Mariners nor the Rangers made the playoffs in ‘93. That was pre-Wild Card and the ALCS was Chicago vs. Toronto.

Game 2 never happened because that would completely destroy the “Kershaw is a fucking dumpster fire in the post season” narrative

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

I was going to make a big fuss of the fact that you misspelled Scarlet three times, but frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn...

Eh, I know I probably shouldn’t but I tend to give people who lived through WW2 a little bit of leeway on being stupid about this sort of thing.

Look at the bright side, at least the high winds didn’t get anyone from Notre Dame killed this time.

First reply! Remember when Brian Kelly killed that kid?

Dear Ashley,

Someone is going to end up shooting one of these clowns and I will not be upset about it at all. Not advocating for murder here, but I am advocating for clown murder.

You mean the NFL where Jeff Fisher is still employed because his team was good once like 20 years ago? Yeah, not really. There aren’t any similar examples of that in En...

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

But it literally happened. She could have shaken his hand, she could have just touched a shoulder, but she embraced him. Trying to read into the quality of the embrace or what expressions on her face indicate whatever feelings she had is, to me, pointless.

You’re forgetting two other 16-bit players who have not retired:

“I scoured everything I could possibly find about why vaccines might be harmful. I became pretty convinced.”