Sometimes there’s a man.

I used to carry a medkit with me skating and would occasionally give myself stitches at the skatepark rather than sit in a waiting room for 12 hours.

This is basically South Park come to life.

They’re more bad but less inbred.

Why does that make you mad? You apparently had the exact same question but you had to make sure everyone knows you’re better than everyone else.

Agreed. Cubs fans are a toxic amalgam of the worst aspects of Chicago (and the greater Midwest) yet their team is eminently likeable.

Title IX could also be amended to fix some of its unintended consequences. Nothing about that is unreasonable.

There are limits on every constitutional right. It’s really not that complicated.

Wait, how would this get rid of any guns?

Counterpoint:

Lol. That’s cute.

That will NEVER happen. The commercials are already running on the jerseys and the LED strip that wraps around the field and is always visible on camera.

Please let there be one final, glorious entry in the Cardinals Lost series this year.

Or, they could just stop using helmets and shoulder pads entirely which would result in a massive reduction in head injuries as proven by the far lower rates of concussions and CTE found in Rugby and Aussie Rules Football players.

I love this.

Who is discount bob Dylan at best

Also, Amy Pohler is painfully unfunny.

I didn’t. Where in Wisconsin does this happen?

I still try to follow my Brewers here and there to see the young call-ups who might become part of a better Brewers team in the future.

I had Peterson, Allen, Woodhead, and also drafted Ajayi when he was the presumed #1 RB in Miami. My season is getting fucked.