Last week I had to tell my boss I had the clap and needed to use the bathroom every 10 minutes to piss blood.

Live Look at Stefan Diggs:

Serious question; would Brady have become an elite QB in any other NFL system?

Holy shit. Really? There's no income tax in the U.K. either?

That means they're having a hard time taxing it so they're just banning it instead.

I can’t not read this in Mr. Burns’ voice.

This could happen FSU, Duke, or Notre Dame and I wouldn’t be at all surprised tho. I'm not sure it's really possible anywhere else tho.

Do the players (and the ball) all wear bells or something?

It's the latter. This guy has clearly never been to a Cubs game.

He would have had surgery if his appendix burst.

I hate when people use twitter to write essays. Just write the thing and tweet the frickin’ link so it doesn’t splooge across my feed in a jumbled incoherent mess.

That's how the NFL gets away with charging an ungodly amount of money for Sunday Ticket.

Idiot on the field;

How old is your father?

I can't believe they actually needed that insane, improbable end-of-half TD to beat the fucking jags.

Fantasy Football is the only reason why I’ve ever said the words“I wish this thing was on Yahoo instead”

I’m quite PC literate and I still don’t have the patience for PC gaming. In the limited amount of time I have for video games, I’d like to just turn something on, sit on my couch, and play.

You represent a tiny fraction of gamers who not only read gaming blogs, but post on them too.

Most people simply don't have the technical know-how to or patience. Everyone you know probably does, but that's a small minority of people who want to play video games in their living rooms.