I love soccer, but soccer people never get the joke.

Umm...just allow a few more subs in ot and problem solved.

The potential for people to get killed would only help ratings in the US. The ratings dip is entirely NBC’s fault.

Wait, why am I not allowed to sell a ticket that I own but can no longer use to someone who wants to buy it?

They never will win a Super Bowl, tho.

But he's the fastest person in the world either way so his gender is irrelevant. If a woman were fast enough to compete in men's competition there would really be no reason why she shouldn't, but if men started competing in women's events it would literally be the end of women's athletics.

Right, but couldn’t the 12th fastest man in the world just decide to “identify as a woman” and start dominating women’s events?

That’s the hilarious part about the NBA; its either the most or least corrupt sports league in the US, and nobody is 100% sure which.

As it should be.

The NCAA is unquestionably worse. Also, every fighting league, most South American soccer leagues, and the NBA if the rumors about it being completely rigged are at all true.

You’ll probably live longer than me, but if that were my diet I might actually die of boredom.

Right?

Just curious; what do you eat?

Also, everyone in Wisconsin knows the fried cheese curds sold at restaurants aren’t actual cheese curds, they’re just small fried pieces of cheese.

First thing that came to my mind when I read that God-awful anti-onion take.

The best part is I’m sure he loves tons of things that are cooked with onions and literally has no idea.

Which is exactly what smoking bans in bars do. Not every bar owner wants his bar to be smoke free, but the majority decided on a one size fits all approach instead.

This too shall pass, and Carolina will regress to the NFL mean and be forgotten by everyone again within 2 years.

League Truther spotted

Couldn’t agree more.