That would be true if the NCAA, FIFA, and UFC didn’t exist but they do and they’re unquestionably worse.

Thanks. I think I'll pass for now. If this is still a must own game in two years I'll prolly pick it up on the cheap.

This game looks really “meh” to me. I never see anyone doing anything that looks like actual fun in any of these videos.

That would be a great series for Drew to write, but the saddest part is that the NFL might not even be in the top five.

Wow. Great catch.

I believe that obsessively categorizing ourselves and others around the idea race to be incredibly detrimental toward the goal of ending racism.

It’s been pathetic for a long time now. Obsessing over race is not a good way to move beyond racism. We’re all in this together, people.

Okay, so what you're saying is that unless I look at this through the prism of an old racist stereotype there's no way for me to be proud of an American who just won a gold medal nobody thought she would win?

That’s actually pretty easy to write around.

No. Just the gold ones.

I fail to see how bringing up a racist stereotype elevates her superb performance in any way.

Why does being white mean you have no stake in this?

I’m seriously not trolling when I ask this, but why is her skin color relevant?

I hate to side with the Jezebites on this one but as soon as I read the headline I realized that I do this and have no fucking clue why.

Wait, so the NHL has teams named for natural disasters, trained killers, and felons; but a team named after a fucking playing card is a bridge too far?

Did you get second?

Did you honestly come to Deadspin hoping for feel-good human triumph pieces about the shit olympics?

The only entertaining aspect of the NBA is the insane amount of moronic takes it causes each year.

The Witcher 3 is the first game in a long time where I didn’t feel that way.

In stock firearms this is true, but many of these black market gun dealers reset the trigger to go off at the slightest movement because it's what their (moron) customers want.