marcello1988
Professional Chair Tester
marcello1988

Since when?

I was run over by a cab. My spine was fucked up. Doctors orders.

SHAZAM!

It's really not bad. I bill $75/hour plus mileage for each attempt, and it's the easiest money I make as a PI.

I have a $3500 Tempur Pedic bed (that I got from a lawsuit for being run over by a drunk cabbie) and a nice TV in my bedroom, but I'd totally still pick the living room because giant TV and all the video games I could ever need (also from the drunk cabbie lawsuit).

I get basic cable as a prerequisite to buy HBO with my internet bundle. I get local channels, and three other channels. Two of the cable channels are shopping channels and the other is Food Net.

It's got all the fun of Breaking Bad with none of the horrendous child-murdery stuff yet.

Vehicle registration is one of the many ways poor people are kept poor. If you have money; taxes, fees, and city stickers are not an issue. If you don't have money, and can't always comply, you eventually end up with debts you can never repay and you stay poor forever.

Get out-of-state plates. It's too much trouble for most cops to deal with.

Do you work in PR? That was the shilly-est post I've read on Deadspin since Dan Snyder made a burner account.

Even if he had just said, “fuck that dude”, it would have been innappropriate and deserving of an apology. People defending him because #RACISM are severely off base.

$100 is less than an official NFL Football costs when it’s not autographed by anyone.

I prefer to slash the tow truck's tires first.

That's a really cynical take...and sadly probably spot on.

Pieces of the foundation were actually falling on guests. That's what those nets are for. The park has been considered unsafe for years.

That was a young colbert's rocket ship to stardom.

No amount of remodeling can erase the shit from that hole.

Was rehab really so expensive that Jon Hamm is resorting to motion capture work for CNN?

This is horrible. Im off to run a google image search for "Aiyana Cristal" to determine precisely how outraged I am.