How are they assholes? If demand has outstripped supply to the extent that they're fetching 5X their MSRP on the open market, then Nintendo is the asshole for not supplying more.

Thank God the Astros left the NL Central. I'd hate to see what would happen if that thing met Hank the Dog.

He was a goner anyways. Richard Rodgers had already emerged as the #1 TE, and you know the packers will probably draft another TE this year.

Mediocrity is not the same thing as going 100 years without a title (Cubs, obviously) while having the most delusional and frat-tastic fan base in sports (Cubs fans, obviously).

hahahahaha...says the Cubs fan.

I agree with most of this, but the Bucks are the reason we can't have an NHL team and for that reason they need to go. The only people who go to bucks games go on free corporate tickets.

This is probably the most enlightened thing a Chicago sports fan has ever written.

I love living in Chicago as a 'Sconnie. Even our bad teams (like the Bucks) never suck as much as we assume they will. Meanwhile, every year the idiot Cubs fan base thinks this is the year.

If Mariota has any hope of becoming a great NFL QB, he'd better pray he slides far enough down the draft board to land at a competent organization.

God, Jalopnik forums are sad.

My mom was a high-powered sports marketing exec who raised four kids before succumbing to Breast Cancer at the age of 46.

I thought whiplash (particularly JK Simmons) was outstanding, therefore it won't win anything.

Odor!

Nintendo really has the only system with must-own exclusive titles right now. I love my WiiU, and I will be adding an Xbox One or PS4 to my living room as soon as a truly unmissable game lands for either console.

You're clearly not familiar with the journalism of Hunter S. Thompson. He is widely considered one of the best journalists of all times, and he swore like a sailor on every page he wrote.

Feel better, now?

Did you really just call me a retard (seriously, adults still use this term?) for giving a perfectly valid scientific reason why giant ants (not lobsters, or other creatures) don't and have never existed in nature?

A pitbull would destroy that thing in seconds.

Way to go Penn State. You guys are so out of touch with reality you make Notre Dame seem alright by comparison.

Still, if you scale up an ant to that size it would either collapse under its own weight or lose all the ant superpowers of his smaller cousins. Either way, he dies first.