Right, but who takes a half-hour shit at work? Everyone knows that you save that for home when you want to avoid your family.

Goddamn it. I can’t very well listen to a podcast while I’m pooping at work, now can I?

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

No he means exactly what he says. USM went from 12-2 (Larry Fedora) to 0-12 (Ellis Johnson). Monken was hired to pick up the wreckage, and did a good job.

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

I just... haven’t found any of the videos all that funny.

Pete Carroll blamed the grass.

Reynolds holds the all-time FCS record for rushing touchdowns, and has (I think, without looking it up) now tied both the all-time combined (rushing and receiving) mark and Navy’s passing TD mark with two games left to play. Most surprising thing about that list is that the previous Navy mark for passing TDs was NOT…

Then where the fuck did Matt Millen get his draft advice?

Probably best they didn’t take Gronk’s suggestion of the Fighting Sioux Flays.

I’m at a floss for words.

This is beyond horrifying.

More like “Bye Bye Week,” amirite? Anyone? Hello? Is this thing on?

His steps only count for 1/3 of a normal sized person's steps

The article has almost 200 recommends. Your comment has your single sad self-upvote. Look in the mirror and work on improving yourself.

Ha, like you were even half as accomplished at 17. Chronic masturbating doesn’t count.