Marceline
marceline8
2/13/20
2:11 PM
14

They touched on how stunned he was at offering to retire, and Starfleet taking him up on it.  I see that as the breaking point for him - that his decades of service bought him no good will at the most needed time.

2/11/20
5:50 PM
1

Why would Satan call him home?  He’s doing more to wreck the country and ultimately the planet than any president in recent memory. 

2/11/20
1:14 PM
9

Bingo. Obama didn’t cause Trump, the hatred and racism and xenophobia people had was used by Trump to capitalize on what was already there.

2/11/20
10:54 AM
14

I can’t say I’ve heard this idea before (well, that’s not true. I’ve heard white people on the right say Obama “went too far” and “acted like a dictator” and forced them to vote for someone like Trump. Seriously, they said this without irony), but I can definitely say you’re spot on about not accepting responsibility. Read more

2/10/20
2:25 PM
7

Please lord Jesus.... Make this happen. I will gladly sell my soul for the Orange fuck’s heart to explode. Read more

2/10/20
1:02 PM
13

“Healthiest person to ever run for President,remember? If he’s 240 like his doctor claims I’m 98. He’s gotta be like 300. Read more

2/10/20
12:36 PM
4

Every day Satan picks up the phone, determined to force himself to have a pleasant conversation with Dump; and then remembers he has to sort his compost and runs away, limp with relief.

2/10/20
12:36 PM
11

To be fair, being full of shit does tend to make you look bloated.

2/10/20
12:24 PM
6

Could you imagine Trump if he didn’t spray his skin orange and if he went bald (i.e. a Trump with no money) how even more repulsive he would appear?

2/10/20
11:16 AM
39

He’s way worse than he looks. He uses baggy clothing to “hide” how fat he is, along with platform shoes to look taller, then he stands really weird to try to hide his large potbelly.

2/8/20
2:28 PM
53

I can’t believe I’m even deigning to acknowledge this, but I also can’t help but find it very interesting and telling that an article that was explicitly not about Kobe Bryant and only mentioned him (once) in a factual, yet passing manner, purely for context, has not only devolved into a discussion about Kobe and his Read more

2/8/20
12:13 PM
3

Not at all. I have voted in every possible election in my adult life and rarely have I been excited about anything. Barack Obama was the only person I have ever wanted to be president. The rest, like down ballot people, I just voted against Republicans. 

2/7/20
12:45 PM
1

The new rules in the Iowa caucuses were from Bernie Sanders and his supporters. They wanted this.