I liked this. A lot. Way more than I expected to.

Yeah, I can see where white girl might be on the spectrum.

*There not their. I’m posting under the influence as I celebrate the McMichael verdict.

Right? At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if he toured with Bill Cosby.

He’s not going to get any better. People just need to accept it. This is who he is now. He’s Dennis Miller.

I love your tales of parenthood. This is one of your best. Although my favorite will always be your battle against the cicada.

I went into a local convenience store that I visit frequently and none of the family members who run the store were anywhere to be found. I immediately thought of how many time L&O started with someone finding a body behind the counter of a bodega. Fortunately, the owner was just out back doing stuff. But, yeah, I was…

It took me a minute to remember that Ed was a gambling addict.

Works for me. As the last few years have shown us, it matters whose name is on stuff like this. I think John Lewis would be happy.

Harriott and Crockett both leaving? 

He might. These assholes tend to engage in domestic violence. I’m guessing he’s already rutting on top of some teenage truck stop hooker/murder groupie, creating the next generation of white trash while his mom takes pics.

Unless he’s dealt with, Rittenhouse will inevitably kill again. The only variables are when, where, and whether he takes out his own mother the way Adam Lanza did.

After all of this, Spears decides to come out the gate as an attention-grabbing, “pay attention to meee!” shit stirrer.

One doesn’t have to be white to understand basic economics.

Damn. The ambulance chasers must have been all over this in order to pull together these suits so fast with so many plaintiffs.

Per a straining order that was in place prior to Stacy’s most recent assault,

I’m fairly immune to Gaetz’s trolling but a goober like Rittenhouse is exactly the kind of employee he deserves.

I feel like we all have at least one cousin like that.

I don’t think it was on purpose. Watch how hostile she becomes towards her on guest who is there to agree with her. Nope. She’s just a stupid narcissist who managed to derail her own segment.

Vice President Kamala Harris got more media attention last week than she has in months