I saw the headline but I’m proud to say I didn’t fall for it.

Chappelle is excellent on race but he sucks on just about everything else. Sometimes he’s Richard Pryor and the rest of the time he’s Andrew Dice Clay.

I’m pretty sure the N-word got more airtime than on any SNL ever tonight.

He was 80?! Damn, he aged like a black person.

We did this.

But upon clarification from the Four Seasons Hotel on Twitter, it became evident that the Trump team had actually booked the Four Seasons Total Landscaping company in Philadelphia for the event.

During the primary I remember a number of people on the left (on this very site, in fact) who told me “Biden has run for president before and failed. I don’t know why you think it will work this time.”

I’m really tired of Republicans getting COVID and surviving.

Is The Root’s official position going forward to pretend that this site didn’t work overtime to sabotage this outcome? Including going after Harris? Because some of us have memories.

Except NONE of those things were true.

A reckoning is coming. It’s already starting to happen with AOC. 

Except they aren’t relieved that Trump lost. They wanted him to win.

Are we going to pretend that a whole lot of people on this site - commenters and writers - didn’t work overtime to take Joe Biden down? Are we going to pretend that this site didn’t accuse him of hiding in his basement, being a segregationist, and being “credibly accused” of rape? How many people here claimed that Joe…

Stacey Abrams deserves a lot of credit for getting out the vote, but her far left policies aren’t the recipe for future Democratic success.

Remember when people gave Abrams static for taking money from Mike Bloomberg. That shit just paid off big. Not only did she manage to swing Georgia blue. She also made the perfect argument for shooting purity testing in the head and dumping the corpse in the river.

I just love that we turned Trump into a one-term president by replacing him with Barack’s VP. Yes, I am just that petty.

This is good. I was afraid they would be tried as individuals. Now they are going to all have to sit in that courtroom and throw each other under the bus. This increases the chance that at least some of them will serve jail time. 

Manchin and Tester would vote for court expansion. The GND and MFA don’t really exist except as hashtags so they are irrelevant.

Hopefully Satan will call this demon home soon. He’s clearly not in good health.

Wait, are we still pretending that this is for real? Okay.