Because blood is thicker than water? And that’s because oil and water don’t mix because oil once cheated on water with olives.

Resurrecting a tuner car and making a CLEAN, focused build. That’s my goal for this work in progress. So far I’ve tackled frame damage, a failed engine harness, and the interior. Still have to get a working radio, clean up under hood, and deal with some suspension gremlins.

Today at work someone was telling me about this guy they know that was an “automatic door enthusiast”. Talk about a meh hobby. I would say he was pulling my leg but I saw the guys fb with a post talking about “white people and their sub par automatic doors”.

Every auto enthusiast should be shit their pants excited for autonomous vehicles. Anyone who still cares to self-drive (few) will be navigating roads full of highly capable and courteous autonomous vehicles instead of the current nightmare of 99% utter shit human drivers. And even as an enthusiast I’m excited to…

Right?!! Holy fuck—Cathay Pacific!! I was totally confused by how nice they were to me!!!

The dog is supposed to have thrown the ball. He is interrupting the date. It says, “dogs are always full of energy, like their owners” (shows the tool on his phone who has no control over his dog). Then he says their endurance is really something (because the dog keeps bugging him since his owner is useless). He…

Add bricks to the drier for authentic rally racing :D

Whenever I see an old muscle car on the road, I make that noise in front of my wife, and she immediately starts feeling sick.

It’s a spin off where they try boats instead

The three perpetrators were later found trying to steal a fighter jet from the local air force base.

I have a Hindu friend who’s now a well-known news anchor who was physically assaulted in the weeks following 9/11. We haven’t gotten any smarter.

If you did an article about the random shot I could hope to know about the fast and the furious, it would just be a blank page.

Thanks my friend, I’m going to think of you when I light up some Golden Pineapple right now.

During a trip to London in late ‘05 I witnessed a beat-up late-’90s Suburban on the M4. This begged two questions:

I went to Italy right after my senior year of high school, back in 2000. First day there, on the highway from Milan to Lido di Jesolo, I watched in vast amusement as a Smart Car, coming up to the merge point at the end of its lane, decided to play chicken with the late ‘80s Chevy Suburban in the next lane over.

I actually looks sorta decent in that paint scheme with the wheels and poorly glued on Lancia Badge

So is this why Europeans hate american cars? Because they’re all stuck with the worst ones? I always wondered how such a large group of people could be generalized as hating the likes of the mustang or corvette...

Because diesels are terrible? I kid... but I think the diesel Equinox will be terribly sslow even if it doesn’t immediately feel like it is terribly slow.

Or Lamborghini.

“Nothing is over! They drew First Blood.” - John Rambo