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maybe for people who want a g class professional but have trouble forking over a house payment for 30 year old truck.

Counterpoint:

This isn’t too bad...just the other day I was talking to a guy with a modded Golf Sportwagen. He said just about everything possible was done to it — added Haldex AWD, put a DSG tranny in, full rebadging, even swapped out the suspension. Then he told me it was worth $33k, he knew what he had, and didn’t appreciate…

You’re aware that India is no longer a colony yes?

I have a 1984 635csi in polaris silver metallic, which is, although being silver, an excellent color r for the car. But that color scheme you posted is magnificent. I am already drooling over my phone. Its hard to believe that only five to ten years ago alpinas where relatively cheap to get, I know someone who bought…

I think what he’s saying is he’d like a little more trunk for his junk.

There arent many RWD cars besides sports cars. Most people want AWD or FWD for more control lower consequences.

You mean buy a Camry and actually get where you are going or a red Alfa that is going to die, often.

Yup. When you’re grown you don’t do stupid sh*t... unless you choose to.

Something something, BMW drivers.

And literally the vast majority of people who live in first-world countries have cars. Why do we care about such a boring, common tool of modern life? It’s like having a blog about food, or computers!

Yeah, I don’t get the hate. When I was in high school my dad had a 2001 with leather interior and the 3.5. It was comfortable, quiet, and had decent for the time performance numbers. Sure it’s not the most exciting car in the world to look at, but compare it to a late 90's/early 00's accord, camry, maxima, etc and it…

Dependability combined with comfort and good build quality. It’s why I like my 1999 Maxima so much.

Don’t explain. Put them in the passenger seat and scare them with powerslides and donuts.

Amateurs. 2000 V6 COUPE. For when you want a midsize sedan, but hate practicality.

Her reaction to a plate of vegetables, no doubt.

I had a friend take me with him to buy a replacement used car because I knew a little about cars. He ended up ignoring everything I had to say and drive home in a 2001 Chevy Cavalier. About halfway home (about a 30 mile drive) he asks me ‘What kind of car is this again?’ Okay 1. it says what it is on the gods…

The sad thing is....there are enough people out there who view cars the same way they would a toaster that you most likely wouldn’t have too much trouble finding enough people who have no idea what they’re looking at to fill the commercial.

“Jeep is America’s only real sports car.” - Enzo Ferrari