they have the same eyes

RHD Imported Toyota Hilux

As a vette driver it is my obligation to cut off every bmw and benz driver on the road. Also, as a big turbo neon owner it is also my obligation to shred tire and embarrass the vette drivers going down the road. I am King of BagO’Dicks.

C6 and C7 drivers are older men who option the automatic because they’re getting older. They also take ED medication. I actually don’t see too many C5s around me. Why are these rare? I’m in Orange County, California. I am beginning to see C4s a lot more as some are now in pretty awful shape. These are cheap and…

I live in perhaps the most average city in the US, and I see at most a couple of 5 series a day. They stick out.

The first company to provide phone sex via Alexa will make beaucoup bucks. The thing is that Alexa does automatic language translation, so you could even have third-world women who speak no English work this at cut-rate prices.

My experience driving in Indianapolis is that all C4 and some C5 Corvette drivers are among the worst you can encounter. I’d prefer BMWs any day of the week.

You can change the name she responds to I think. (the device, not your daughter)

That’s not Amazon. People list stuff on eBay that they don’t actually have at a price higher than Amazon’s, then when you buy it they just put in your address for shipping. It’s pretty common, but I can’t imagine the margins are enough to really make it worthwhile.

:D In all seriousness, there are worse cars to have as a first car than simply something boring.
I had something boring and unreliable: a 1985 (carbureted) Buick Century.

The Armored Camry: Just in case your continued prayers for something exciting to happen in your life ever get answered.

The 1st amendment, in particular, seems to be pretty unpopular these days.

If I magically replaced all the “personal use” pickup trucks on the road with new Honda Beats, the world would be a better place.

As an extreme zealot of the Church of Jalopnik I prostrate myself extremely and recount the Ten Car-mandments from last week:

Does John Cena give a John Score to all the cars after showing us the quirks and features?

Well now i HAVE to get him on my show.

I want to be best friends with both of these bears.

Definitely was not Yogi Bear. They seem friendly, but your lucky if all they take is a picnic basket.

Bet he couldn’t bear shooting it.

I can’t believe one of the big tire companies didn’t develop new tires specifically, and exclusively, for this car. They could charge $100,000 a set.