IT’S ALSO CALLED CROSSY ROAD.

So the Giants were trying to get away with a four-fingered discount?

“look at the lizardlike calculation in his eyes in that photo”

When this is as good as it’s ever gonna get for you....yeah, you kinda have to seize the moment.

Right?

More good news folks...!

It's the definition of basking in the glow of attention.

I feel like her sobbing face is the face of a woman who, AT LAST, is getting all the attention she's longed for.

Sure — but what would you get? A quantity of Bibles, all of which fall open to the Song of Solomon (the only book that showed signs of having been read — and re-read, and re-read...); maybe a dusty, half-broken-down old Dell Dimension, half-full of porn thumbnails from 1999; and some dowdy clothing. Not really…

MORDOR

Also, is no one else concerned that this rally looked like something out of Deliverance?

This is THE BEST. Your description of the dowager empress is so vivid, I can only assume you’re a writer.

A pretender at being Chinese,

The Bronte’s used male pen names and even when they showed up at their publishers to prove who they really were their publishers thought it was some kind of joke at first.

That’s just confirming their own biases when they believe that J.K. Rowling must by default be male, otherwise it’s fraud. She didn’t assume a completely different identity, that *is* her name and she’s entitled to abbreviate to just her initials if that’s what she wants to do.

This has been going around the publishing circles I follow on Twitter and everyone is so bewildered by it. What the actual fuck was he trying to prove? There were some mouthbreathing MRAs who tried to crash the discussion asking how this was any different than a woman using a male pen name and called out JK Rowling…

Sorry, but I can’t stand poetry.