This motherfucker is named Jim Crow and speaks in ebonics. That's what's racist.

I wonder if MRAs will be outraged about this false rape accusation.

So ... you can buy the cartoons, you can watch the cartoons, you can show the cartoons to your kids. I suspect you can even fast-forward or skip past the language about racism. But just *acknowledging* that, yeah, some of this shit is messed up and that's not okay, makes some people feel like they're losing some…

This seems to me to be the best "make everyone happy" result. I suppose that's why people are unhappy. They can't handle the compromise.

People's childhoods were ruined by warning about racism...

Sometimes it's best to err on the side of leaving strangers alone.

I'm guessing the reward for each question was reduced by roughly 20% as well.

Ctl-v in command prompt... I'm speechless.

Didn't Tebow routinely go down on his knee and pray after scoring a touchdown? I don't recall him ever getting penalized for that...

"players are prohibited from engaging in any celebrations while on the ground." Isn't every celebration technically performed on the ground?

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

Let him stay. He's the only thing on the screen that makes any goddamn sense.

When the music ended at the close of our reception, which was a fabulous time, my very drunk stepfather decided that the gay wedding guest my equally drunk mother had been mauling on the dance floor throughout the night should be the target of his Italian ire (how dare anyone go near his woman!!!). So he found him in…

I would just like to throw out some should-be-obvious wisdom out there that I learned this year:

I was present at a wedding where the groom wore a Metallica muscle shirt and sported a mullet. After the ceremony, the guests were escorted back to the groom's trailer where a keg of cheap beer was waiting in the shower.

Hat-Themed wedding.

I'd have to go with my father's second wedding. He was marrying this total psycho bitch who only showed her true whackadoo colors after Dad proposed. Complete 180. She made me create her wedding invitations - handmade paper with chopped up rose petals mixed in. I was like, 10 years old. When she failed to teach me…

Worst wedding was the dry Baptist wedding. It was so boring I'm still traumatized. It was my husband's cousin, and her dad wanted to have a signature drink and a small bar. That got nixed by the groom, who was about to start a career as a church music specialist (yes that's a thing, he has a master's degree for it and…

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."