I had not understood the unquenched thirst for men's butts until today, Mark. But now that I see this need, I will begin casting immediately.

KELLY, WHEN ARE THE DUDE BUTTS COMING? PEOPLE ARE STRAIGHT FLIPPING OUT!

Would you be interested in celebrating men's butts in the comments? You are free to share some! But it doesn't have to be about that!

It's something about service, and it's something about food. When you combine the 2, it's altogether too much domesticity for some men to handle, and in an environment of relative impunity (the customer is always right). I've had grown men slip tips into my front pocket, grope me, answer "your tongue down my throat"…

Once when I was serving in a bar I had a tray with four drinks on it for a booth with two couples. As I approached the table, one of the men cupped my ass. I immediately dumped the full tray in his lap. As I made eye-contact with his wife, I told him how sorry I was - but that when he grabbed my ass I was so…

We were in a family-friendly restaurant, around 6:30pm, and I was wearing a loose-fitting, long sleeve shirt, jeans, and no makeup...so I'm not sure where the confusion arose as to what kind of service you were being provided.

My cousin was a host at a small Italian restaurant that her family member ran. They had potted herbs around the place, and they would cut them fresh as needed. My cousin was asked to cut some chives. Shortly thereafter a server came up to her and asked her what she was doing. "Jamie asked me to cut some chives for…

omg yes, the FLEAS. How could I forget about the fleas? Our cats were strictly indoors-only, never set foot outside, but at least three or four times a year we would be overrun with fleas and have to get drops for the cats and spray everything and vaccum a couple times a day for a week or so. My daughter is allergic…

I have to fight with customers on a daily basis about the definition of "Amish" chicken.

We have a lady who always asks for us to leave the chick peas off of her salad to which we reply we do not not have we ever put chick peas on our salads. Once you bring the salad out she will huff and puff and hold up the peppercini and exclaim she didn't want any chick peas. She's been told many times that it is not…

when I was a little kid I ordered the shrimp boat while out with my parents. I was so excited. A shrimp boat all to myself. I had plans with that boat. It would sail across the seas in that boat. Imagine my disappointment when it was just a lot of shrimp. Of course I was like 7 at the time.

That first story reminds me of when I was a young waitress (probably 16?) who'd just moved up from dishwasher and prep cook at a small-town restaurant. The chef told me, in her thick German accent, to put a Porterhouse on the specials board. I'd never heard of one, asked her to repeat it, and then confidently wrote…

This reminds me of my (very sheltered, but still an adult) stepsister, who ordered a burger in a very fancy Irish restaurant because it was the most "American" thing on the menu. I was nevertheless impressed because the burger including foie gras, which I thought was pretty darn bold for her. She took a bite and…

If a women in office behaved like Sanford did, she'd be run out of town. Because too "emotional", "hormonal", "unstable" and "untrustworthy". Amazing the kind of perma-waiver men get 24/7. And, btw, his behavior IN NO WAY reflects badly upon any or all men. Because bullshit hashtag not all men.

Sanford’s PR team:

I don't know about "once a cheater" but liars tend to not to stop lying, so there is that to think about.

Look at how he's dealing with his divorce, or how he dealt with being caught cheating. The dude has a serious narcissism issue. He thinks he is always right and justified, and that all his problems are caused by others. You can't PR that shit, he won't listen.

Jesus was incredibly clear in the book of Luke that we are to turn the other cheek at offenses and that if someone took our shirt, we were to offer our coat as well.....Finally, I am left humbled in my inability to determine outcomes and reminded again of how the only thing we can ultimately work on fixing is …