The Tintagel ruins look beautiful in pictures, but somebody really needs to do something about Camelot Castle. It could be a local landmark, and instead it’s a laughingstock.

And then there’s that Achievement In Scientological Tackiness that is “Camelot Castle” on that bluff.

Not to mention that even if you go into jail healthy, the living conditions and food there put you at risk for becoming unhealthy.

You answered your own question. Not everybody in jail should be in jail. Many should be doing restitution or public service.

What you did there, some of us see it.

AND A GODDESS.

“I’m sure it’s nuffing. The mistress didn’t hear annythin!”

I’m very glad you joined kinja just to post this.

In the long run, we’re all dead; until then, we’ll be doing the sort of thing we usually do, and you can do so too.

Changing your phone number won’t magically get rid of collectors, though, just that particular collector. When we changed phone plans, I got a new number and was immediately besieged with debt collection calls for “Estelle,” who is not me, but who presumably had my number before I did, and who apparently has a lot of…

“I have literally never heard the word “promiscuous” applied to a man.”

Why can’t we have one of these, but instead of firstborns, it comes for rapists?

Oh, it’s not just you talking out of your ass.

Huh. Knew he reminded me of somebody.

Yes, in fact it’s not just possible, it’s normal. Unusual is when something happens and it’s promptly found out and put a stop to. Even more unusual is the situation like Elijah Wood’s, where his mother suspected these people might be a danger to her son and spent years never letting him out of her sight when in…

A Suppressive Person is someone who’s been declared officially an enemy of Scientology. Seriously, they have a special form they print these on. You can get Declared by leaving Scientology, investigating Scientology, or criticizing or making fun of Scientology, either publicly or privately.

In my case I think it’s revenge for the fact that I routinely beat him to the shower in the mornings.

One of the great things for me about leaving the Deep South was being able to go out in public without “my face on.” I mean, nowadays sometimes my purse doesn’t even match my shoes. The barbarity.

Right? Why did this interview need to happen. He does not need a free national platform.

Being gay absolutely does not mean you can wash your hands of sexist violence and sexism in general, but you don’t seem to have any problem not doing those things, so don’t feel guilty just on account of your junk. I mean, I’m a member of the female race and I actually married a member of the male race. It’s been…