I wouldn’t touch a soft drink for a hundred bucks. I fucking cook from scratch, and I don’t eat Nature’s Valley junk. And you ought to stop embarrassing yourself. Everyone who reads your comments is laughing at them.

I hate myself for how much I revere the memory of Popeye’s biscuits.

You poor thing.

Right? that was dumb even by... well, any standard really, but the added haughty defense of sugar bars for breakfast and “muscle milk nutrition shakes” at any time whatsoever just really pins the horse’s ass on the horse.

It’s impossible to hate a Sausage and Egg McMuffin.

Fuck ‘em all, Yoko, you do you.

Your comment reminded me of the time a pilot friend of mine delivered a wonderful and completely spontaneous 10-minute lecture on the “aviate, navigate, communicate” axiom. It was riveting in its clarity and focus.

Hear us, O noble Fox Man!

I think I’m not a fan of the dress. It looks like she’s wearing a painted-on old-timey cartoon, and the cartoon is looking at me through its eyes which are at her waist, and if I make it made, it will open that row of teeth at her hips and eat me.

Already joyfully wallpapering :-) Hope plenty of other folks see this!

Wait, what? Really? Holy shit, you did. You are a nice guy.

Advice on downloading from the ILM site at full size, anybody?

Well, this is what happened to Brian Wilson (substituting a shrink for a witch of course). So, it could be; and if so it will be an uphill job to get Simmons out of her undue influence.

It was a mistake (to put it politely), but hardly plain and simple. I still want to know why. All she had to do was mouth platitudes and talk about what good care she took of RR in his final days, and not bring it up at all. So, what the hell was going on there?

OK lady, at this point the world is ready for you to just go home and soak in your diamond-encrusted hot tub already. For a year or so at least.

Chaz Bono did great work in this field of endeavor.

I love that the listing includes all convenient subway connections.

Goddamn. I woulda happily voted for this guy. I would have actually been cheerful as I marked my ballot.

What a goddamn lovely family. *sniffles* and it’s suddenly dusty in here.

“I only date men who...”