my lying eyes, i guess? I MEAN WHAT IS TRUTH ANYWAY THE POSTMODERNISTS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG

That guy on the far right is all of us thinking “What the fuck is wrong with him?”

I had to do a double-take because I thought #PussyAssBitch was wearing a robe too.  That suit must be like a 6XL.

So. Fucking. Vile.

He’s dating that bitch Sharya Law.

Calling an uninvited dick in the face a humourous bit of fun is not an editorializing-on-Twitter problem, that is a fundamental not-seeing-sexual-assault-as-a-problem problem. 

Al Kayda? Isn’t he the guy that runs the hog farm down the road?

Jeez,where to fucking start;

dumbasses who can’t distinguish “your” and “you’re”

I can’t wait to shit on McConnell’s grave.

Sigh. 2016 was the most important election of the last century, and it was stolen with no repercussions. Many people will claim that 2020 is more important, but we already gave away the courts for 40 years, and by the time the effects of that are clear, there will be absolutely no way to get them back.

This very minute, there are White House staffers armed with Sharpies deep in the bowels of the Library of Congress to find genuine historical documents where the Founding Fathers definitely spelled it “liable.”

But Kush will one day be held liable.

Taking about spelling errors

Remember, he also spelled “al-Qaeda” as “Alcaida.”

I keep thinking about linking to Electra Complex under the See Also section on her Wikipedia page. 

Would have to celebrate with hamberders and covfefe.

Learning how to spell “libel” would be a pretty big achomlishment for him.

I wouldn't bet that he hasn't.