Update, in case anyone is interested: it was a wig. Which is slightly less creepy? I mean the weird doppelganger thing with the outfit the same day is still fucking creepy, but less unsettling than the idea she paid who knows how much to take her hair from so dark brown it’s almost black to my silvery platinum to…

Super late reply on this, but yesterday I had a really stupid and completely unsettling dream and I couldn’t quite figure out where the fuck I was in it when I woke up. After reading your comment, I realized it was set in the house I grew up in, and that it was exactly as the house had been before we renovated when I…

I don’t know if she’d still count, but don’t forget the DFW suburbs also gave the world (and HUD) former Irving mayor Beth Van Duyne, brave crusader against Sharia law. I believe she’s going to be running for Congress next year.

So much of this hit me so hard.

Poor babies:( I’m sure audiences adored it, but humans are just awful.

I tried. All I got was happy feet, and now I'm slightly sad.

No one else is getting it, but:

“I’ve had several plays produced”

What’s her name that got appointed to the Senate in Arizona. Martha McSally. She of the “rapes happen in the military. Mine definitely did and you should feel bad for me. But that lady is lying and hers didn’t because I have proof that is definitely not just in my head."

Lte to the party here, but I’m wondering if that isn’t about how vague the question can be. I didn’t look at the polling method, but the way that question is phrased could be taken to have different meanings, especially if it was asked online as opposed to a person speaking that you might ask for clarification. If…

I mean "trying to reach his daughter" sounds like she isn't really listening so maybe there's still hope?

Thank you for this. I’m reading this several days late, so I know no one else is gonna see this, but I couldn’t believe that NO ONE ELSE called that shit out.

Most Republicans hate hate HATE Howard Schultz. Most people in general only know him from Starbucks. Trump voters are the people who lose their minds over, for example:

I can totally see how a young child could find a portly man breaking and entering their house absolutely traumatic.

First and foremost, that is goddamn precious.

It's Tomato. He's been doing the lyrics of "Hark, the Herald Angels Sing" lately. 

If it were my niece or nephew, or in fact my child, I would be soooooo much more concerned about daily churchgoing than I would be about drinking or pot or anything else they could be covering for.

Ugh. That woman. She and Beth Van Duyne are just the fucking worst. They both need to be fed to wolves.

Lordy have they ever. Oversite in this state is a damn joke. If they bother to go in at all, it’s usually walk in, bullshit for a bit, sign some papers and on their way.

You could pretty much turn that whole area into a crater and end up with a net benefit to humanity.