If I were giving this thread an overall grade, I’d have to say it’s below C-level.

So a swamp Krampus?

After reading this, I’m now convinced that “Mitch” in the fan email section is just Drew drunk on Bordeaux. 

I haven’t seen the Saints flayed this badly since Bartholomew.

You will never escape yourselves.

“Hand this team a million red flags and Reid will just throw them all on the field within the first five minutes of a half.”

So, more Kevens than Chargers fans?

Russian bots. Keven is why Trump is president.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

65% of Charger fans have at one point lived in Philip Rivers’ ballsack.

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‘they ate the DJ' is an incredible band name.

kinda funny tho...

This is what those “See something, say something” signs are all about. That woman has a coat made out of people skin at home.

I once watched a woman on a train eat an entire sandwich with a fork. It was inside one of those very specifically sandwich-sized plastic containers and it looked DIFFICULT. I wonder if she ever made it back to her home planet, or if she burned all her fuel getting here and had resigned herself to staying.

I tried the chicken wing trick where you dry rub your wings with salt and baking soda and let them sit in the fridge for 24 hours before baking to help the skin crisp up like you’re frying them. I either used the wrong kind of salt or mis-measured, cause they tasted like the dead sea. I ate 6 of them

Why, do the boxes taste better? 

what kind of food wrapper have we as a society consumed the most of

I was in the process of making pepper-steak for my then girlfriend (now wife) and we got into a stupid argument in the middle of me cooking and she decided that she wasn’t going to eat what I made. So in my anger I kept adding more and more soy sauce to the dish, to the point where when I took a bite out of it I could…

Rich people’s obsession with tax cuts will forever blow my mind. Like, you’re ALREADY a billionaire. Dude’s already old so he’s got no chance at being the richest man ever. So really it’s all about siding with white supremacy to add a couple of numbers to a bottom line. I mean, he’ll never face consequences for…