If you want people to get your response, I suggest you refrain from including nonsense buzzwords like virtue signaling and group think. What I write in comments is what I think, not some act to try to gain approval from anonymous people on the internet.

You can be an elven princess if you want to be, all we really need to do is establish the legal fiction of an elven titular polity with monarchic titles and make you the de jure princess of the crown.

Hey now, we ought not sexualize miners.

“Didn't even talk about the tapering or bouquet. No wonder libs can't debate."

“And here’s Buzz Aldrin, to punch this asshole in the mouth live on television.”

Rather telling that Justice Stevens and Justice Souter (both Republican appointees) waited until the first one to two years of President Obama's term to retire as opposed to the preceding 8 years of a Republican administration.

“I shit in the middle of the floor, why isn’t anyone talking about how impressed they are about my stacking skills!” - Some asshole troll

• Get clicks on that video that Splinter reposted up there in the article.

Dipshit

That’s (literally, kinetically) hot.

I'm currently trying to learn to set things on fire with my mind.

“Ideally I’d like a heat lamp with UVB on one side of the room and a large water bowl with a Chinese spymistress on the other side."

“It's about time we lowered the temperature across the board. Because I, for one, cannot thermoregulate."

Nielsen ratings? More like “Nailed son”!

Just make sure you scream at the TV for Ricky Ricardo to go back to where he came from!

To be fair, the television signals carrying the finale of Gunsmoke only reached Alabama about 3 years ago.

Well he aparently still thinks that wife swap is a thing so who knows when the last time he watched tv was. He probably sits on his couch staring at a mural of jesus on the cross in his free time.

what’s the difference between a made-up language and Senator Warren?

*activates tinfoil*

I could be wrong here, but I’m starting to sense a recurring theme in Republican discourse: