I adopted a cat today from the Humane Society!!!!!

Modest proposal: Ban all marching bands, everywhere.

Can we blame Thomas Hardy? Fuck Jude the Obscure.

Another example of this is this 30 Rock bit:

Really was rooting for Farfeg. Oh well.

Keith Richards disagrees.

Seriously I was like "I feel the same way Adam, only about every song you and Maroon 5 come out with."

Like Adam Levine should be giving anyone musical advice.

Aw, but Macklemore seems like a genuinely nice guy.

I have absolutely no clue

Am I old? Who are these people?

I'm not sure why everyone is so pumped about this...hijab is a mechanism for the oppression of women.

I had that kneejerk reaction, too, then I got curious. Turns out that the Jeopardy! College Championship has been won in the past by Mississippi State, Arkansas, and Texas A&M.

It’s almost like kids these days don’t listen to Steely Dan anymore.

Same. I mean, I’m too old to find him attractive even if I thought he was attractive, but I don’t think he’s attractive.

And people wonder why my name is a thing.

This kitty begged for a better body and got a better bag instead

I just shook myself like a dog.

Fiorina is an idiot, but she’s not wrong.

Hands down, my favorite school-related thing ever.