Oh FFS. It’s the previous verse(or thereabouts) in the song that was being referenced.

I do not blame them one bit. The vitriol spewed at her is vile and toxic — and absolutely racist in many cases. Getting out of the line of fire and away from a country that loves to openly and viciously hate some of its public figures is brilliant. I love that they are taking this step to dial down their royal profile…

Face acting? We need to talk about the wrist acting, as well! No pair of wrists are working harder in Hollywood. 

Nigeria is an authoritarian petroleum state. Out of the frying pan and in to the fire.

Everything this woman does makes me smile.

Absolutely. You can really see the difference in Alexis in the episode where some of her old influencer/party girl friends roam through the town. The difference between what Alexis is now and what she used to be couldn’t be clearer. And she realizes that despite thinking she wants that old life back, she realizes that…

After discovering/binge-watching Schitt’s Creek last fall, I can’t wait for tonight’s new episode on CBC. I have every faith the show will stick the landing; it’s been a marvel of character-building from the beginning.

I’m going to miss this show. I’m especially going to miss Annie Murphy as Alexis, who has been my MVP for a while now. Best face acting in comedy, full stop. That she hasn’t won an Emmy for the role is a crime. A crime! (And, like, Annie Murphy is probably one of the most beautiful women on the planet, right?)

I can’t…

It’s time to forgive Charles for his love for a woman his mother wouldn’t let him marry. We all loved Diana, but that relationship they were both forced into was destined to be a failure from the start. The real villain is not Charles, it’s the people who decided that they could impose an arranged royal marriage and…

i bet paltrow has tips for where to keep that crystal without cluttering up your living space.

Pampered chef party?

Number one automatic deal breaker for me, mistreating people who work in the service industry. Tells me all I need to know.

I mean just write the poor woman a check. She did fuck with woman’s life and livelihood for no reason. That was some bullshit.

Also:

T.I. is very concerned about his daughter’s hymen. He’s so concerned that he recently told a podcast that he goes to the gynecologist every year to have the doctor “check” her hymen.

That is absolutely just fucking gross. 

Ugh, twitter.

Good blog, Tom.

“I’m kinda shy but mostly excited. And courageous.”