We have a portfolio of index linked funds (ETFs though) for some of the largest and most stable indices in continental Europe, a precious metals linked one and then a couple shares (those are small amounts and mostly for shits and giggles although it does turn out my husband is some kind of idiot-savant (love you,…

Right, so entitled??  Her attitude was terrible, her outfit was terrible and honestly, I don’t get why she’s back.

God, can you imagine?! 70 mil to fuck off?!  Living the fucking dream!

The “barista” version of Oatly’s oat milk is actually legit amazing and is probably the non-dairy milk that comes closest to the mouthfeel of whole milk. It doesn’t taste super oat-y or weird or anything. The “barista” bit really just means it’s aimed at dumping in your coffee, is a bit fattier and can be frothed like…

I haven’t even watched the last Vikings but my reaction to the pic above is just like, that’s the wrong Alfred. It’s clearly not what he actually looks like! (because TLK is clearly 100% accurate and real).

This reminds me of something else. Foreign plate formats. The plates on that mini are the wrong font for Swiss plates (chase is in Paris, but he picked up the car in Zurich). Like it’s almost there, but not quite.

The marzipan one is the “fancy” one!  But it’s just down to locale and preference (you also get Mohnstollen in the East with a poppy layer).  Stollen for everyone!

From your lips to Netflix’s ears!  I don’t know whether it’s getting the kind of traction it deserves.  I wish AV Club were covering TLK rather than Vikings (or both).

I was just going to mention TLK!

Exclamation mark!

I don’t know about now, but 20 years ago in a new-ish build, we had shared loos only. The only thing we had in the room was a wash basin. There was one building with en-suite loos and showers, but they were extremely expensive compared to the rest.

The hot plates on a cooker. In UK halls, you often had these super cheap mini-overs with 2 hot plates on top, usually liberally covered in whatever garbage students cook and don’t clean up.

Young ‘uns! In my day, we had to walk 12 miles uphill in the snow to get to our shitty accommodation, and we were grateful!  (We did not, and we were most certainly not)

I was in the mid level halls which must have been from the early 90s and no such luck, just a basin. To be fair I only paid 70£ a week about the same time as you, for self catered. Would gladly have paid the extra 27£ for an en suite! My boyfriend was in the cheapest halls at 55£ and they were extra grim. The bed…

*screaming intensifies*

I feel like all that needs to be said is Halls of Residence (although check you out with your fancee lahdidah en suite!). Mold growing everywhere, damp walls, damp everything, shitty insulation, shitty flatmates. Those shitty ovens with 2 hobs on top.  Plastic wrapped mattresses! Just, no.  No wonder we spent our…

Erg, I hope they don’t go the Ancient Aliens route!

So Buzzfeed News came through, answering the hard hitting questions of our time: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lanesainty/knickers-huge-steer-height-smaller-cows-australia

I’m going with Tilda Swinton.

Dude is just living his best high fashion life. Beyond being harmless, I’d say it’s even a good thing to show that guys can be out there wearing this stuff as well. If that’s your creative outlet, let your fashion flag fly.