Because who cares about the disenfranchised, I guess?

They’re obviously all shocking, but sadly not massively surprising with the exception of number 5 which has my jaw on the floor...

Citymapper has it as well and it’s actually tied to your locale. So like if you’re in Berlin, it gives you distances in currywurst or beer. If you’re in Paris, it’ll give you croissants etc. I find it quite funny/cute and definitely don’t take it seriously.

It’s just too much! And that dumb “I’m superior to you all because I have MORALS” smirk. Like, he’s making me sympathise with George. GEORGE!!!

That’s true. I’m honestly couldn’t care less about the first, so what’s my motivation to pay money to see the second if you don’t put something else in the trailer than expressionless Ryan Gossling, 3 seconds of Harrison Ford and the colour orange.

I skipped Poldark season 2 after one or two episodes, and sorta picked 3 again. But to be honest, while 3 is better than 2, it’s a low bar to clear... most of my time was still shouting “Ross, you twat!” and “Demelza, you can do better” at the TV. You wouldn’t be missing out on anything if you never watched it…

Now is a great time for that story!

I don’t know that it specifically doesn’t appeal to women, but as a woman who usually enjoys sci-fi and is pretty plugged into stuff, I just don’t care? Like, I don’t know what it’s about, I don’t know why I should care about these people? There’s basically nothing that’s drawing me to it. So, *shrug*, idk?

Shhhhhhh don’t jinx it!

I can’t remember what my brother used during his teenage crusty Mother Earth phase (years ago, lessons were learned). I’m pretty sure it wasn’t mayo, but whatever it was it smelled like death. Like hippie teenage boy funk wasn’t bad enough...

I had a brief moment of broodiness in my late 20s. Now, I’m just like, thanks but no thanks. We’d be good parents, but we just don’t want it. I’d rather spend my time and money on me. Seeing my friends’ kids (good kids too) just reinforces that feeling. They’re cute and all, but I’m not interested. And I’m sure…

I think that’s the toughest part. The part of pregnancy that people share is the happy one, when everything works out, so it makes it kind of seem like it’s pretty much rainbows and unicorns for everyone else. On one hand, I totally get why people may not want to talk about it, but on the other hand, the lack of…

Wow, that BI article is so messed up!

That’s just weird and/or militaristic.

I mean GunnAr is a legit Scandinavian name, so I think that’s OK, but calling your kid GunnEr deserves major side eye.

Nope! I’m steering clear of that (I honestly don’t know anything about him beyond the gossip or music items I see online).

Your size is not a reflection of your worth, full stop! The fact that you factor in your kids’ wellbeing is a better indication of your character than your size (whether tiny, large, or anywhere in between) ever could be!

And now I have “I love to love” stuck in my head!

Exactly!!! They used to be at least OK-ish quality. I have some old t-shirts and stuff from them which I wear a LOT. They hold up well. But the quality seems to have gotten to bad over the last decade that I don’t even bother looking at their stuff anymore.

Excuse me, but we do not need to be slandering those poor tardigrades by comparing them to the shitstain on the face of democracy that is the current administration.