Look at those teef! Boop.

Way to go!

I haven’t made it through season 2. Do you think jumping straight from 1 to 3 is manageable? Or would that leave too many knowledge gaps?

Total dreamboat, our Peggy! Welcome back to terra firma!

but what about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*breathes*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Tbh, you can bet that the white, American girls at my high school were the ones handing out BJs like they were going out of style. They just didn’t see it as a big deal and probably more comparable to some heavy making out than actual sex. Most of us Europeans thought that was a super weird attitude.

Deadspin too! I like reading all of them (haven’t tried AV club yet) because they have such different takes.

You can be my marketing partner!

Something about life imitating art...

Oh I didn’t doubt it! It’s just 7 shades of crazy that anyone would drop actual money on that!

Fuck the fuck off, are you kidding me?

Admittedly, I have very little knowledge of how it works, but I think it’s basically down to shit tons of cash for all of the assholes involved.

Woohoo! I’m glad to have your written column again! (I struggle with podcasts). Looking forward to reading about people’s grossness and the magical powers of vinegar and oxyclean!

For us you can start bidding at literally a dollar. I wouldn’t hope for too much with that kind of bid, but maybe you get lucky!

I’ve found my “upgrade” (even just to a better location in coach) has been much more dependent on being nice and friendly and lucking out with a nice gate agent.

Oh nice! Good for you. It’s honestly a total game changer, especially for those seriously long flights. The space, the ability to sleep, the quieter cabin and the service. I know I pay an arm and a leg for it, but for me, it’s worth getting to my destination not feeling like death warmed up.

Some airlines offer bidding on business/first upgrades. You buy a coach ticket, and then in your online profile you can say that you’ll put down an extra however many dollars for business. The odds are definitely not in your favour if you go in low, but hey, you never know when you might luck out.

Same for my dad, but then he could actually fly business. If I fly transatlantic for work, I can maybe squeeze out premium economy, but most likely end up in coach because we’re a bunch of cheapskates. And my flights are red eyes. You bet I’m not going to dress for the office to sit in coach for 8 hours. What I’ll…

Oh god, I can just imagine parents running out the house to shut up their accidentally racist toddler. But yeah, at 3 it’s one thing, but by 13 I don’t buy that it’s anything but actually racist.

Aaaaaaah!