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I had a summer sublet roommate who would peel dead skin off her feet watching tv in the living room and simply let it fall to the floor. I came home to a bathtub FULL of what looked like long pubes and her reply was "oh my friend Josh shaved his beard". She was a nurse. This worries me.

My brother ate his own twin in utero! Who will seek justice in Jeronimo's name?

Well, in the United States you take the federal age of consent with you when you travel. So why not?

In the early 2000's I had a bout of depression and ended up in the same psychiatric treatment center Mariah had been to. She had left a few weeks before me, but on a group therapy clipboard, was the name "Mariah" etched in beautiful 16-year old fancy script with a butterfly fluttering around the type. It was magical.

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"how is it ok to bully Ben" "Because he's a ranga!"

Actually, maybe? Anna's crossed eyes annoy the hell out of me (as do those of the insufferable actress who gave voice to her).

Then she's never met real South American folk. We take hygiene very seriously. And Middle Eastern? Don't even get me started. They are super clean to begin with. Have you ever seen a soiled thawb? Add 5 times cleansing before prayer for the religious folk. I know more than one Lebanese families than on top of being

I've never seen Argentines, Uruguayans, Chileans, Brazilians or Peruvians organizing around a "Latino identity".

I think you are conforming to a label an outsider decided to plant on you. You may feel all starry eyed and kumbaya but most people don't feel that way. Argentines certainly don't feel like your long lost brothers., most of them are Italian anyway. you are seeing this through the eyes of an American and not someone

"This woman should not own pets. No. Never." Or children. Or plants for fucks sake. Not even a sand lot.

Exactly! I don't even know what La Flaca or coqui is.

Thank you! I am an immigrant, white, wealthy, cis, heterosexual, speak Spanish at home and will speak Spanish to my kids, quite liberal... Apparently you are I belong in the same category though. See you at the club I guess?

Absolutely. Look at Lupita N'yong. She is seen as the emissary for all actor of black skin, yet her upbringing and background is so removed from most people of African descent living in the US that it it transparently a matter of sharing skin color and nothing else. In my neighborhood the kids from Senegal hang out

Not really. Peruvians don't feel that Uruguayans are their brothers in arms. Why would they? Probably more than any region, people in Central and South America don't have many kind words to say about those from surrounding countries. There is Argentine culture, Brazilian Culture, Venezuelan culture, Colombian

Unpopular opinion: there is no "Latino" culture. Ms. Rodriguez is lovely but as a Brazilian I don't feel I have any ore in common with her than I do with someone who is Polish.

I'm not sure what to make of it. And I'm a huge fan.

I have an imaginary house in the canyons I see when I listen to certain Joni songs. :P

I don't think anyone claims this. At least anyone with eyes. But I'm tired of open season on women who choose surgery.

Who cares?

So? Do you have a problem with implants?