Right? My parents are white Hispanic and in their late 50's their asses look firmer than many anglo white people's necks. I'm only one or two shades darker than my suuuuper Anglo husband, but even with all my tanning his face is already crossed by laugh lines while I only have faint ones mostly when I'm dehydrated.…

My mom is 57 and looks a lot firmer than this. I think this photo is shopped to make her look bad.

THANK YOU!!! I'VE BEEN SCREAMING LIKE KANYE THAT THIS PHOTO IS CLEARLY MANIPULATED. No one would fix tint, highlights, light and not do anything to the skin. It looks like it's made to make her look very old. That's the body of a 68 year old, not 48. You can search for her bikini photos online and she looks nothing…

BS- that photo looks horrendous. That is what a very beat up body may look at 48. Plus, the photo claims to be 3 years old, making her 45 or 46. I personally think it's fake. The photo is in fact Photoshopped for lighting, tint, etc. Why would someone retouch all those things and not the body? Someone touched it up to…

Ok. I showed it to my husband. He pointed out what's very obvious: the photo, even without looking at the body, looks like it's already been retouched. This is not an outtake at all. Even if she looked like that why would someone photoshop her face, hair, coat but not body?We both claim fake. Also, most 48 year olds…

Actually, the "unretouched" photos look retouched. I call Snopes on this.

"the next time you lick vanilla ice cream from a cone, there's a good chance you'll be swirling secretions from a beaver's anal glands around in your mouth."... Wait, that sounds pretty natural. What's more natural than beaver anal bile?

YES! This song brings back so many teen memories of anticipation! The video sucks. It should have lots of blurry car lights.

Big teeth and short upper lip. I have the same thing. If you try to fully close your mouth it makes your chin wrinkled and makes you look awkward. I learned to embrace it. It's pretty sexy anyway.

Yes. This and J LAw being like "lol I'm so fat and unglamorous!". Right.

I want to be a talented and successful pop star who also could be a model. Because life's lottery is a bit fucking unfair at times. Isn't it?

My husband got me jack shit too.

Aw. This is my 13th. I got to have sex in the morning. Me on top. Yay?

I'd be happy with something. Considering my husband never remembers Valentine's day or our anniversary. I did buy myself flowers though fully expecting not to get any today. I got myself yellow lilies. I know myself so well! So I guess there's that.

This is the video Taylor made thinking she was covering Rhye but then Rhye backed out and she had the video made anyway so now she had to use it. OH MY DOG PLAY THE VIDEO IN MUTE AND LISTED TO RHYE'S OPEN INSTEAD!!!!!

Since when do we call spandex yoga pants? They are fucking spandex. Or tights. Stop it Really.

I hope so. I hope it leads to the forced retroactive abortion of anti-vaccine activists.

It looks like Gap is taking a page out of South American brand manifestos. They make no fucking sense and say nothing. They will literally have an entire about page with things like:

Does she own the rights to bad posture too?

NEVER.