Cunt thinks she owns sharks now? What a dick. I can't stand her.

Padma Lakshmi.

She got the job, right?

What I would give for that confidence. And those skinny legs. Damn girl's got stems.

I love her dancing!

Queen RiRi grew up in Barbados. I'm pretty sure she can speak to sharks. She is a Selachitongue and an unregistered animagus who can turn into a bedazzled hammerhead shark. So all is well.

This was great! I too hope this is a series.

That Bran Stark is so hot right now.

Plus, all the girls except the one in the right with the Bran Stark haircut have the same pouty lips, thick eyebrows, cat eye face. AKA- the face makeup is intended to mimic.

Not only are they white- they are like "please don't go out in the sun" white. Like, James Franco, Emma Watson, and Ryan Gosling are white. these people are WHIIIIIIIIIIIIITE.

I don't have kids, but the possibility of becoming a "fit mom", "blogging mom", "business mom" makes me want gtfo out to Bermuda like Merlin.

I know a nurse who is anti-vaccines and cites information form sketchy blogs written by someone living in their mom's basement somewhere in New Mexico and uses annoying as fuck terms like "I am a vaxxer choicer!". It makes me hope she dies of polio.

I spent too much time reading these. Most of these stories are about d-listers or people who are no longer famous. Sad now.

In college in interviewed Kings of Leon. They were absolute assholes with jewels like "I'm not listening, I'm texting with a super model", and "oh you have an accent? I thought you were drunk". I still ended up going out for drinks with them because youth is folly. At the end of the night Caleb asked me to go to his…

A ton of women at my Crossfit gym do.

It sucks because there's always someone allergic to something. But I think transparency is the way to go.

Argentina. On the flip side the economy is constantly in the shitter and you get mugged all the time but it's kind of like NOLA. People love living there and are super happy and everything is just cooler. The people are cooler the parties are cooler.

Although men do get some flack. If a guy is in shape and drives a cool car, he is having a midlife crisis. If he dates someone younger, he is a creepy old man (because apparently women have no agency and can't decide who they are attracted to?).

Right? And if you go out at night you are either a mommy gone wild or a cougar. Women cease to simply be women. After 30 we are described either as mommies (because everyone knows you only exist as a caretaker fro the moment you push out a baby) or cougars (women LOOKING to prey on young men. Because how could anyone…

We are all women. Separating people by age and making them feel obsolete drives me nuts. Probably because where I grew up I had contact with people of all ages, and people of all ages go out at night and hang out and it makes for much better conversation. My friends there have friends in their 50's. They never get…