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Yes. Thank you for this. Above you are a lot of poster claiming "I send sanitary napkins to girls in Lesotho" somehow equating a tampon shortage in Buenos Aires to women to get shot for going to school. Yeah, it's white people problems and a shitty government.

Cartels are in Mexico. Argentina is in Argentina.

Both are fantastic.

Oh I totally rocket the mullet. I would get so angry salons stateside didn't push the mullet on everyone.

CAN WE STOP WITH THE "NO BUENO" BULLSHIT? IT'S NOT EVEN SPANISH.

you know what line of hers I love? "the hissing of summer lawns". Doesn't it just transport you?

I see it both ways (now). Her being fascinated about the people, and also showing them as animals in a zoo. I always wonder who "you" would be.

This has been around for many years. And I def. would do it if it wasn't so expensive!

That song used to make me depressed for my life because I felt the same way around my exotic friends and all their passport stamps and fabulous lives. Then my husband got a great job and I was able to quit mine and make music and travel and suddenly my parents moved somewhere super exotic and I only have 1 page left

Scandal! Teenager is attracted to hot mom!!! Scandal!! Teenager whimsically asks hot mom to go to prom with him!! Scandal!! He does this using popular internet platform media!!! Scandal!! We saw photos of Mrs. Hottie in a bi-ki-ni (What would ISIS say?). I never even read the woman gives a flying fuck about her bikini

Everyone is so hung up with this "bathing suit pictures" thing. Are bathing suits the new naked or something?

I think you are reading too much into this. "Complete with bikini pics". Honestly. Your puritanism is really, really showing.

Forget Ebola. Sam Smith is the 2014 virus I hope goes away soon.

I hope it gets infected.

Fuck yoga pants. They are called spandex.

No self-respecting grown up should ever use the word "buddy".

Not the world. Go to the southern hemisphere to see what NYE is supposed to be like.

We suck at New Year's. In South American people party with their family THEN hit the friend celebrations after midnight going into the morning. We make everything a dull affair. We could have saved all that money and simply bored Saddam Hussein to death by inviting him to celebrate anything at an American home. It's

I hope Chikungunya is a disappearance charm Snape tricked her into casting on herself.

Certainly not my mom.