Similar to the bloody nose I got while trying to bring all of the groceries in from the car in one trip.

My solution would be to have the first baseman wear a catcher’s uniform.

...and then President Trump was asked to leave the combine and return to his intelligence briefing sessions.

They give away a Heisman almost every year, so who cares what Lamar Jackson’s credentials are? If he’s a team player, he’ll do whatever it takes to succeed which is why I plunge every toilet in my office building every day so that the execs will see me and say, “that accountant brings more to this company than any…

So the whole domestic abuse thing is cool as long as you like his movies? Good to know.

...but the rest are pretty insecure.

Somebody went to Jared

Wait. He was a public servant at a public university. How does he have the permission to request the recording not be released? It’s public record. He wasn’t speaking as a private citizen at a private event.

Fuck this guy with a blow torch sideways.

Somewhere there’s a homely, sad Aztek in need of Audrey. Please help Audrey find his Aztek.

Breaking News: Cop defends other cop when cop is found of breaking the law.

The thought processes displayed in your post are part of why so few Americans have faith in “law enforcement.”

Rather than enforcing the law, protecting & serving, etc., you protect your own & nothing more.

“My neighbor across the street bought a Camry Hybrid this month, and I promptly made her regret her purchase decision.”

I like to imagine that the teacher was practicing quick-draws in front of the mirror... as one does.

“We need armed guards at schools!”

BUT IF ALL THE OTHER TEACHERS HAD GUNS THEY COULD SQUAD UP AND STORM THE CLASSROOM WITH THE BAD TEACHER IN IT RAINBOW SIX STYLE.

“Oh no! This compact crossover doesn’t make 500 hp to all four wheels!”

You heard what he said!

this also gives me a chance to hit the reset button

I would probably respond to this article, Drew, but I need to check with George Soros on what liberal talking points and affirmations I need for this subject. As a paid protester and actor hired by Open Society Foundations, I want to properly represent my opinion that aligns with His (Soros) views.

I have my Right Hand and my Freedom Hand.

I’m sorry, but I just can’t believe that a group of people that believes in biblical infallibility could be so easily misled.