I don’t understand what’s going on here. You’re consuming calories (440 according to the article). That’s nearly 50% MORE than an egg mcmuffin at McDonalds. OF COURSE your hunger will die down if you consume lots of calories. I don’t see how that’s fasting though, anymore than if you stopped by mcondalds and ate a…

I get that FK is satire or something, but I am 100% sure this is Kristen’s actual opinion, because it’s basically my opinion:

In his defense, storing anything other than gas in a gas can is not a wise move. Unless it had huge labels on it.

If only those pesky anti-business regulations and government would quit interfering with India’s free market, then they could enjoy clean air again in Delhi!

“And of course there’s always the possibility that I’ll be declared brain-dead after a stroke and lie immobile on a hospital bed for a year or more before Melania finally works up the courage to pull the plug.”

Bully-pulpit

Iambic Pentameburn

The meter in this thing is just all over the place.

But if a city is gonna let itself get ripped off, the value is clear:

Don Jr acts like a weak man’s idea of a strong man.

She talks like a dumb person’s idea of a smart person. The whole family is like that. Her father is a poor man’s idea of a rich man. Melania’s “smoldering” facial expressions (such as they are) look like what she thinks a model should look like. The 2 sons... well, I don’t know what they’re going for, really, other…

Holy shit, I forgot about those. It’s like the design team said “What if sunglasses and overalls made a hideous baby?”

Raise the price of housing and luxury goods. Buy a second home/pied a terre in the city that they’ll live in for 4 weeks of the year while reducing housing stock.

That would piss me off too... but I wonder if he got to that intersection at a later date and realized how much of a @#$% idiot he was (or ran into another car....)

it’s like the rich keep getting richer.......

Pineapple picks — sold in sets of 6, or maybe 4, so we’d better put 5 in the picture just to be safe.

If the pattern isn’t vividly clear by now, I’ll give you a hint: if Obama did it, Trump wants to undo it. Doesn’t matter what it is, doesn’t matter if it was objectively a good or bad idea. He and his supporters want to make it as if Obama’s presidency never happened. It’s not business, it’s personal.

Used cars are cheaper than new cars, you say? Do go on.

The grand scheme of whose things? You? I guess. The rabbit’s? In the rabbit’s grand scheme of things, this dude is a fucking hero.