Certainly not cold.

it’s better than Alfalfa Romeo

Came here to post this

It’s actually brand-new. It was ordered with the “David Tracy Signature” package. It has a shockingly low take rate.

Oh, and here’s another guess:

30 years of teaching.

In Hell, the demons dispense the medicine that temporarily stops the agony using precisely this system.

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

Proper and polite (but undocumented) procedure: the quick horn double-tap: bip-bip. That’s the car equivalent of a loud throat-clearing.

This is an anecdote, but recently some local cop was harassing my (black) brother-in-law-to-be at the local “home days” carnival thing because he accidentally pulled into a closed off street to turn around. He was apparently screaming and being a dick, and 2 other officers came over, grabbed him, pulled him back, and…

I will say this, on the subject of “motivation” - it’s fucking useless. Think whatever you want to think.. just do the thing you’re supposed to whether you want to or not, and you will reap the rewards whether you deceived yourself into wanting to or not. There’s no magic answer, there’s just choosing whether you want…

He’s a 70 year old man. He can’t be expected to remember every illicit meeting with representatives of a hostile foreign government.

A shitty accent.

Stuff like this is why HOAs exist.

Yup. Everyone is a fucking scientist all of a sudden, discussing uranium and climate change in between them getting a second doctorate in The Constitution.

If you can find on the internet a “both sides do it” left-wing equivalent of memes that simply make up photoshops of conservative figures engaged in ostensibly anti-American activities and pass them around social media to convince people they’re real, feel free to let us know. This is a phenomenon unique to a certain…

Some are capable of growing and maturing; others are simply Republicans. Good for you, Drew; excellent take.

Maybe Betsy DeVos has a secret PhD in Education! Maybe Steven Mnuchin was just saving those unreported $100 million assets for charity! Maybe Jeff Sessions is only dismantling American citizens’ constitutional civil rights because they don’t go far enough yet, and he’s got a new set of expansive policies in his back…

The NY Post headlines desk suffered a series of erection-induced strokes at the thought of the Ball vs. Wall matchup

I hate Trump as much as the next person but this is petty.