Some are capable of growing and maturing; others are simply Republicans. Good for you, Drew; excellent take.

Fuck yeah. SCORE for the war on christmas!

Maybe Betsy DeVos has a secret PhD in Education! Maybe Steven Mnuchin was just saving those unreported $100 million assets for charity! Maybe Jeff Sessions is only dismantling American citizens’ constitutional civil rights because they don’t go far enough yet, and he’s got a new set of expansive policies in his back…

The NY Post headlines desk suffered a series of erection-induced strokes at the thought of the Ball vs. Wall matchup

I hate Trump as much as the next person but this is petty.

Well I asked Alexa if this would be an issue for me and she said it was fine.

the Justice Department’s continuing efforts to link his criminalization of the immigrant communities there the fact that Chicago is Obama’s home city with the city’s murder rate.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

The participants were arranged left-to-right according to the quantity of facial hair and right-to-left according to smileage.

Nice job on the writeup, and these bikes have come a long way! I was the test rider and “model” for the last iteration, and you get to see me riding one on marketing merchandise in most Specialized stores or on their website. :) I was impressed with the bikes in 2015, and even more so now. I don’t work for…

The entry-level Turbo Vado 2.0 is in the slower 20 mph class of pedal-assisted e-bikes that doesn’t run afoul of too many regs, however, the Turbo Vado 3.0, 5.0 and 6.0 are in the 28 mph class that does. Some states even treat e-bikes more like mopeds, which is a bit overkill.

Ohhh, you mean “charged with,” I had assumed that the host added an additional charge onto their AirBnb bill for “Video Voyeurism” and I don’t really know if that’s better or worse.

Condescension is a gendered thing now?

oh crap, here come the “zipper merge” people. Great job

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

Unless you got McDirect-deposit.

Aha, for once my irrational avoidance of a particular brand, based on one poor experience I had as a child, worked in my favor!

At bed time I tell my boys that they can tell me about their day at school and when they are done it is time for bed. They usually will come up with something to avoid going to bed right away.

It’s looks like the offspring of an FJ Cruiser fucking a Pontiac Aztek.

The War of Our Aggression.