I’m in complete agreement with you. I do this all the time. I spot something and decide it’s not worth saving so I smash it more. Old lady’s house with the falling in porch, smashed. That old desk sitting by a uhaul, smash. That lawnmower looks like it don’t run right, smash. A person with late stage cancer, smash.…

Whatever it is I’m sure the fuel companies hate it.

you were so scared your balls took a shit?

“It is insane that Bergdorf had to explain that she didn’t think all white people were inherently personally racist...”

LOOK AT THOSE OTHER COPS STANDING THERE. I want everyone to remember that every time people start talking about how cops that do things like this are just “a few bad apples.” Remember that the rest of that saying is “ruin the whole bunch.” They stood there and did nothing, just like the cops who were on those planted…

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Nothing says “I’m not smug” like calling somebody smug for shopping at a grocery store.

I started to reply, but stopped.

She’s the scariest Who down in Whoville.

Kanye’s mom’s death? Jesus you’re really reaching now. Do you really think Swift did any research into the specific day? This is all label driven.

I think you nailed it: he’s got too much screen time. His developing brain can’t really process everything and it makes him irritable and oppositional. I think if we give him some more creative activities, like crayons or blocks to build with, we might see an improvement in his temperament.

Donald Trump is the worst.

I think this will be remembered as the pivot moment where Don Lemon finally became presidential.

Well with that attitude

I forget, which of the men on Mount Rushmore created a separate country and fought a war against the United States government?

I am all about wiping one’s ass with that proto-Nazi rag, but this dude is legit gonna get himself killed at some point.

VOTER SUPPRESSION DOESN’T COME MUCH CLEARER THAN THIS.

The leak is real but the information might be fake.

Dad: “What did you fail at today?”
Kid: “Life.”
Dad: “Tell me something I don’t know.”
— Story of life for us bottom 35%ers...