She’s the scariest Who down in Whoville.

Kanye’s mom’s death? Jesus you’re really reaching now. Do you really think Swift did any research into the specific day? This is all label driven.

I think you nailed it: he’s got too much screen time. His developing brain can’t really process everything and it makes him irritable and oppositional. I think if we give him some more creative activities, like crayons or blocks to build with, we might see an improvement in his temperament.

Donald Trump is the worst.

I think this will be remembered as the pivot moment where Don Lemon finally became presidential.

Well with that attitude

I forget, which of the men on Mount Rushmore created a separate country and fought a war against the United States government?

I am all about wiping one’s ass with that proto-Nazi rag, but this dude is legit gonna get himself killed at some point.

VOTER SUPPRESSION DOESN’T COME MUCH CLEARER THAN THIS.

The leak is real but the information might be fake.

The Nort Remembers

I recently went down to NYC this weekend with my girlfriend

Dad: “What did you fail at today?”
Kid: “Life.”
Dad: “Tell me something I don’t know.”
— Story of life for us bottom 35%ers...

I didn’t know they have internet in the afterlife.

Hey, are you still banging my old college gf?

I never hated King of Queens and I find Kevin James fairly likable. I never went out of my way to watch the show, but if it was on I didn’t change the channel. I liked the cameos by Lou Ferrigno. I realize that makes my feminist credentials pretty shaky. ;)

The idea came from Nissan engineers Elsa Foley and Marlene Mendoza who wanted to find a way to remind drivers to check the backseat before leaving the vehicle.

Since that’s a Honda, we can safely assume those were all metric bolts.

Got shot down by a Maverick? Looks like McConnell was in the danger zone.