I am all about wiping one’s ass with that proto-Nazi rag, but this dude is legit gonna get himself killed at some point.

Going after anti-Trumpsters? He takes everything personally doesn’t he? I guess, I need to brew a pot of coffee, I am going to be busy keying in the names and addresses from that old 1984 phone book for Kansas City that my dad had in his garage.

VOTER SUPPRESSION DOESN’T COME MUCH CLEARER THAN THIS.

The leak is real but the information might be fake.

The Nort Remembers

I recently went down to NYC this weekend with my girlfriend

Dad: “What did you fail at today?”
Kid: “Life.”
Dad: “Tell me something I don’t know.”
— Story of life for us bottom 35%ers...

I didn’t know they have internet in the afterlife.

This is terrible advice.

There is absolutely no way atheists whine to the degree that Christians do.

Hey, are you still banging my old college gf?

Is it possible for the court to order both parties to cease operations?

she’s not wrong, Kemicles is the Greek god of food poisoning.

I never hated King of Queens and I find Kevin James fairly likable. I never went out of my way to watch the show, but if it was on I didn’t change the channel. I liked the cameos by Lou Ferrigno. I realize that makes my feminist credentials pretty shaky. ;)

The idea came from Nissan engineers Elsa Foley and Marlene Mendoza who wanted to find a way to remind drivers to check the backseat before leaving the vehicle.

Since that’s a Honda, we can safely assume those were all metric bolts.

You spelled amazing wrong

Oh, changing the heater core i see

Serious question:

Got shot down by a Maverick? Looks like McConnell was in the danger zone.