Good for him. That’s all I’ve got. Everybody deserves a good day every once in a while.

If I had to die

I was this close to exposing that guy until you published this article.

Exactly how is what he said racist...? He talks about failed states and poor transitions, combined with a socio-economic issue based on large-family size and easily inferred from said family-size, need. Takes a lot of Euro to feed 7-8 kids, vs 1-2. It isn’t racist at all. Large-family size is a pretty common…

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

This is the animal who taught me about loving and letting go. 

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Pro tip- dig a hole, fill it with an inflated balloon, then re-bury. Instant beach minefield

Can someone please compile all of the statements he has made about women bleeding? I am noticing a very disturbing pattern that has to have some kind of psychological explanation.

“Johnson said he intended on following his younger brother to whichever school he chose and enroll in graduate school; from there, he hoped to complete a degree and obtain the necessary certification required of NBA agents.”

Jesus Christ.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

Medicaid is intended for the poor, the needy, and the sick. And what it has done is, under Obamacare, it has expanded the Medicaid pool of people who, quote, qualified beyond that

One word: NASA.

So what’s the ulterior motive here, does creating Space Corp come bundled with a 10% tax decrease for households earning over $200,000.00 and elimination of the school lunch program?

Way to bury the lede here! Are you telling me that you can now privately own an AH-1 Cobra Warbird? If not, how did Red Bull get their hands on one? I know that Red Bull is a Thai soft drink and Thailand does operate Cobras, is this a tie in?

Be grateful the office didn’t have its way and make me replace it with a picture of Captain Picard.

Or he’s taking everything he knows about biology and is trying to create a woman.

Obamacare was passed after 25 days of debate on the floor of the Senate, a debate which saw nearly 600 amendments proposed, and roughly 150 actually added to the bill. Of the amendments added to the bill, 2/3 were proposed by REpublican Senators. From the day ACA was presented to the Senate for review to the final…

Listen, I’m really trying not to body shame, and it’s not my business what that man calls his penis, but let’s keep it appropriate.