Nevermind.

Large nuclear reactors are absolutely the worst technology to pair with renewable energy. They lack the flexibility to compensate for wind and solar variability. They are also very expensive and rely on their role as a baseload generator to spread their massive fixed costs over lots of MWhs. Wind and solar combined…

That’s one of the nicest looking Honda Elements I’ve seen.

And amazingly, they keep getting larger and larger footprints as well. Soon they will be exactly replicating the dimensions of an 8x11 sheet of paper.

Or possibly squeeze asphalt out from under the tires as the truck drives along overloading the street. I’m sure Rootzle will be happy to know the extra axles probably only make the truck “technically” legal so they’re still pullin one over on tha man.

When I worked retail years ago a card was declined and the machine asked me to phone the bank. They actually offered my a reward to hang onto the card. I was too chicken about making a scene to actually confiscate the customers card.

Harper touted it with similarly grandiose claims: In a March 2019 video by Seeker, Harper stated that “You think Star Trek or Willy Wonka, that’s exactly what we’re going for.”

the upper-middle-class professionals whose only understanding of politics is as a series of consumption choices

He’s just following good update protocol. Bring out the six day old forecast map.

This is what we’re up against with the hard left today in America.

Obviously, we all knew he was capable of pulling off a double murder. But then, to go out on a big night like New Years and attempt a triple.....that’s confidence right there.

Guess what happens when you take all the guns from the workers.

Let’s start with the fact that all three of these are nigh impossible for the normal Deadspin staffer, and certainly for the normal Deadspin reader.

Absolutely it is! I just spend the whole day cycling through RichEnergyDrama.com, RichEnergyDaily.com, HAASandHorns.com, HowdTheseGuysGetRichInTheFirstPlace.com, and MSTSBSED.com (that’s the trade website for MotorSports Teams Sponsored by Shady Energy Drinks).

That also seems to highlight how weird it is to go after them in the first place. Hit the low hanging fruit first and then worry about one of the most difficult problems to solve.

I was under the impression the real disaster is going to be the border with Northern Ireland. Without any deal in place, that border becomes an international boundary subject to passport checks, customs, and all the other hoops you might expect when going to another country. It will be a return to the old days that…

While you’re out you should also pick up some Nikes to burn. That’ll really show those libs!

This makes a lot of sense. If I’m buying hamburger I expect it to have ham in it. If I’m buying a hot dog it damn well better be made of real dog meat. Words mean something people!

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