Of course it’s one-legged. That’s why they call it bigfoot instead of bigfeet. This is basic science people!

Hooters Air didn’t serve their signature dish, just soft pretzels and pigs in a blanket.

But I believe people when they say they had issues. It just seems to be a very YMMV situation.

“I gave her those expensive gifts because I thought she was wealthy and connected. I never would have treated a normal person so well!”

The T. rex actually existed closer in history to humans than to the Stegosaurus.

Conversely, it would require a massive decrease in special-interest carveouts in the tax code. The new software would look something like this;

Everyone needs to hear this and remember it. I learned the rule via bicycles where it’s even more ridiculous to pay $3,000 to save a couple of pounds.

Cleaning the gunk off your mouse wheels was one of the most satisfying things you could do to procrastinate while working on projects*

The measure opposing the Israel boycott, drafted by Senators Marco Rubio, Republican of Florida, and Joe Manchin III, Democrat of West Virginia,

This is exactly the comment I was planning in my head while reading the article. Maybe confirmation bias is at work here given how recognizable they are but I can usually pair PT Cruiser and owner pretty reliably.

Two great jokes that I appreciate (and starred!) but I’m going to give a serious answer to everyone in case that helps.

Wait, GE makes washing machines? Why!? LG, Whirlpool, and Samsung already make washing machines. Why does GE think they can make money doing this? Probably because guys were too lazy to buy an LG washer.

My experience has been that it’s hard to find good looking shirts that can be left untucked. I’ve definitely noticed UNTUCkit and liked the idea but haven’t yet bought from them. But I’m glad they’re pushing the idea. I’ve never noticed the rest of their nonsense about “guys be like....” and think that’s stupid. But…

Of course the “douchetrons” “gave you shit” for violating the law.  What did you expect them to do? If you want to violate laws that you think are stupid go ahead an knock yourself out, but maybe don’t get salty at the people charged with enforcing the laws for pointing out that you are violating them. 

Hold on bro, I’ve gotta throw my ‘za in the ‘wave.

You and Kumicho present very reasonable arguments. I never thought deeply about the issue but kind of leaned towards, “Eh they’re probably assholes, and behaving like assholes has consequences......”. HOWEVER, when you note that some rights are inalienable it makes it obvious that I could easily slide right to, “Eh…

That’s it smarty-pants. Now you have to ride in the back seat where there’s only ONE shoulder belt!

What’s your secret? ‘Cause I have some fish that wore out their welcome about 7 years ago. (Just kidding internet, I would never intentionally harm an animal)

So, the tweet above uses quotation marks (which you repeat) to imply he actually said “n-word”. I assume that’s not the case. Now I’m going to have to check my Strunk and White to see how to quote offensive language properly. 

Are they positive someone in the area hasn’t just started eating a lot of Powerbars?