I sure hope her cell phone got her written consent before collecting her fingerprint and storing it to use instead of a pin.

Or maybe just tun it into a five sided die.

Ah yes, the -3 million landslide.

Well, it’s what made him a criminal in any case.

Hmmmm, it appears that your headline is wrong because I actually can support a free press while also supporting the arrest of Julian Assange. As your own website notes, he was working with Manning to actively crack passwords and subvert security to gain access to sensitive documents. This is blatantly illegal and…

Somebody get this guy a diaper and a bottle, he’s ready to lead the college republican revolution.

“First they ignore you / Then they laugh at you / Then they call you racist / Donald J. Trump / Your vote / Proved them all wrong.”

Nice. Make America Great Again Again.

I guess people really are just pussies these days.

Maybe you’re built like Gronk and you’re more confident about your exposed upper body. Even if that’s the case, I’d probably still toss a shirt on when you leave your apartment.

Yeah, based on my extrapolation of the current data (teens to 40s) I’ll drop to zero at about age 380.

*may not apply to presidential elections subject to the electoral college or elections held with vulnerable electronic voting machines. Offer not valid for minorities.

Maybe SHE was in the bunny suit?

Hmmmm let me do some quick math here......women are ~50% of the population......there’s five women in Trumps cabinet......so his cabinet is only 10 people?

Can we get a feed that’s only stories like this? I shouldn’t have to be reminded that people can be good, but it really helps.

I can only assume there’s also a belt for which team’s owners made the least, which team spent the least public money on new stadiums, which team has the lowest priced tickets and concessions. Surely they aren’t rewarding thrift in only certain aspects of the business.

Well, as you point out, the yokels can then watch what little safety net they had evaporate into tax cuts for corporations.

If you really hate Trump voters, then voting for Trump is the worst thing you could do to them.

“Oh shit, that was just a cup of shells that somebody else spit out. Okay, keep it cool, look tough while casually letting them fall out. Oh god, there’s some stuck to MY LIPS! Get it under control man there’s a camera on you!.......okay I think that’s all of them.”

They are absolutely begging to be hacked with the assumption the hackers will continue to hand them elections.