First, maybe they did apprehend a few individuals that had dual citizenship in both the Czech Republic and Slovakia. I’m feeling generous and I’ll give them that as a freebie.

I honestly don’t mind having Trump2020 pay to keep the Gawkerverse up and running.  

My advice; if the world hands you an opportunity to be turned on, just go with it.  Why walk away from one of the simple pleasures of 2019?

I’m sure he’ll build a wall.  Four in fact.  And a roof, swimming pool, car elevator in his garage.......

Nintendo announced its plans for “sunsetting” your parents’ and/or grandparents’ fave console back in September of 2017.

Can you think of any reason why the mass damper has that exact shape? To make it look more technical than it is?

What a bunch of stiffs in D.C. “Someone’s handing out parody newspapers? I better contact WaPo right away and make sure they are aware of this! If I wanted a laugh I’d read the Family Circus.”

I admire their commitment. Taco Tuesday is a critically important event. It’s worth the risk of offending a few people to get the word out. What else are they supposed to do, just let people wander in on Tuesdays and discover on their own that tacos are being served?

It’s amazing how good real food tastes when you are actually hungry at meal time.  

Functions as an Extension of the Foot

This is important. Losing weight, by definition, is not a sustainable lifestyle. Hopefully people can understand that when they restrict calories they are making difficult but important changes that are TEMPORARY and will lead to a better quality of life.

It’s become clear that there’s a very large portion of this country that have almost nothing to offer. In this case, a bunch of people can kick someone else’s ass and act tough. That’s it. They go to the gym to workout, join MMA clubs etc. Now society is telling them it’s not impressed and their “skill” is unwanted…

which started because the President didn’t get the funding he wanted for the wholly unnecessary border wall he wants to build.

You’re Abraham Lincoln?

There’s a pretty good chance that most of them have a very well developed “kung-fu grip”

I kinda had an inkling about this Rand Paul guy when i found out he lived in a covenant controlled gated community.

Where’s a death panel when you need one?

Hey, if you just “put the controversies aside” guess what’s left. A bunch of non-controversial stuff that’s what. Genius.

Well they didn’t until you said something.  Now all I can see is a car that looks like it’s supposed to be up on blocks.

There’s a chance he was just making a point and not truly trying to bill Trump for the work.