Where’s a death panel when you need one?

Hey, if you just “put the controversies aside” guess what’s left. A bunch of non-controversial stuff that’s what. Genius.

Well they didn’t until you said something.  Now all I can see is a car that looks like it’s supposed to be up on blocks.

There’s a chance he was just making a point and not truly trying to bill Trump for the work.

Also, the president is a coward who needs approval. He doesn’t have the courage to fire anyone, much less that many people.

It looks like the truck version of a sex doll mouth.

*pulls muscle trying to read tag on back of pants*

Similar to yours the saying, “If you want to be healthy exercise. If you want to look healthy, eat right” helped me sort my diet and exercise balance.

I wear Levis. I just sucked it up and went to their store and flat-out told the sales-person, “I got a big butt, legs and especially calves, what do you recommend?”  It saved a lot of time pilfering through various iterations of 5XX........

This is fundamentally flawed. Just because 33 year old Jane says she wishes she was 15 again after talking to her daughter doesn’t mean her daughter is 15. As you note, it’s the implication but....

I suspect that there is almost a 100% overlap between people that complain about excessive government regulation and people that ruin everyone’s shit by either ignoring regulations or doing things we didn’t realize needed to be regulated against.

“Look at this giant gun.  We can’t have these things terrorizing our citizens.  We need to build a massive wall to keep them out.  Unless Americans want to own them, then we need to ensure we repeal all laws that prevent Americans from owning these big beautiful totally safe guns.”

The Amazon bookstore was pretty easy too (6 years ago). The listings are basically auto-generated based on your barcode. If you get an order they handle the money side and you can simply print out a shipping form they generate. I think you can even prepay for postage.  You literally box it up, tape on the label, and…

When I purged a lot of my undergrad books I used a barcode reader via Amazon to quickly find ones that were worth anything.  I ended up with several hundred dollars which was surprising given the age of the books.  It’s pretty easy to just scan and check prices.  

I see an opening for my new consulting business to come in and make millions streamlining their processes.

This can’t be true. Surely his “best people” simply print out another copy of whatever he tore up? I can’t believe they must preserve the exact copy his eyeballs were pointed at.

Yeah, I know it sounds snobby but we steer our kids in the direction that swearing is generally pretty lazy and will almost certainly make people (like me!) draw conclusions about how educated or social you are.

I’d love to get a smarter alarm clock with versatile waking options. Every time I’ve played with a tablet or other solution though it’s been WAY too bright in a dark room.

Sweeping to the outside was my initial thought too. maybe cut in at the right moment. But it would probably go, “Okay I got the ball now I just need to ru[BAM!!].........oh god that guy was so big and so so fast.....where are my shoes?”

I think the dress is really well done but I’m not sure why periods would be the one bodily function that escapes embarrassment. Nobody makes dresses celebrating diarrhea, farts, snot, vomit, pee, burps or anything else. We seem to have all agreed that being a biological creature is embarrassing and this is likely more…