If a Democrat like Elizabeth Warren or AOC uttered this nonsense, you would never hear the end of it. But the conservative establishment will let this go without a peep.

Pure speculation, but my guess is that the person in charge of the teleprompter script put in the phonetic prompt as a joke and forgot to take it out (or maliciously left it in) and the anchor had no recourse but to plow through what the teleprompter said.

Oh buddy......

I think occam’s razor would suggest either Raytheon or Boeing as the creator of Bolton, but otherwise a spot-on description.

A big part about what sucks about life in this nation at this moment is the fact that our fetish for competition, which can be healthy in responsible doses, is not paired to any policies or civic values that militate on behalf of a fair fight.

Look Fox, I can either force my kids to worship a christian god or the united states.  I’m too busy to do both so just pick one already.

I prefer Coloradical

The speakers and windshield are missing.

I’ve been drifting westward at about 1 inch per year on the North American Plate for the last 40 years but you don’t see me making a big deal about it. What a show boater! Some people just can’t submit themselves to the forces of nature without starting a whole Facebook page about it.

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I agree, anyone that takes that bet is dead.

OTOH his story does begin with “It all started when I wandered alone into the desert with no water, rescue equipment, or backup plan.....”

THERE ARE SHEEP, THERE ARE WOLVES, AND THERE ARE SHEEP DOGS. WHICH GROUP DO YOU BELONG TO?

I’d go the one that I could at least show off down at the local park.  2.  

I like your thinking. Find a car that is kind of rare and instantly recognizable. As the kids get older they’ll see one every once in awhile and think, “that reminds me of the trips I took with dad to....”  That won’t work with a BMW or a Honda.

We defeated ISIS but Russia, Syria, and Iran still haven’t. It’s like when you get to leave class early because you breezed through the test. It’s not our fault we’re awesome and finished early while the other countries have to stay behind and struggle with the hard questions that we totally could have answered if…

And has she turned into a giant or is that a tiny chair behind her?  Her place can’t be so big it’s just the perspective that makes it look that small.

It’s especially weird since almost every industry with potential burn/explosion dangers expressly forbids plastic clothing. 

Drew, please endeavor to remain not dead for the foreseeable future. You are the source for at least 43% of the funny stories I tell Mrs ManyPeople when I get home.