I’d go the one that I could at least show off down at the local park.  2.  

I like your thinking. Find a car that is kind of rare and instantly recognizable. As the kids get older they’ll see one every once in awhile and think, “that reminds me of the trips I took with dad to....”  That won’t work with a BMW or a Honda.

We defeated ISIS but Russia, Syria, and Iran still haven’t. It’s like when you get to leave class early because you breezed through the test. It’s not our fault we’re awesome and finished early while the other countries have to stay behind and struggle with the hard questions that we totally could have answered if…

And has she turned into a giant or is that a tiny chair behind her?  Her place can’t be so big it’s just the perspective that makes it look that small.

It’s especially weird since almost every industry with potential burn/explosion dangers expressly forbids plastic clothing. 

Drew, please endeavor to remain not dead for the foreseeable future. You are the source for at least 43% of the funny stories I tell Mrs ManyPeople when I get home.

That was my first console! I remember the notched controllers going “click-click-click-click........click-click-click-click” as I dragged the joystick from side-to-side across the top arc, dodging between cars in the racing game. I’m surprised my parents didn’t strangle me.

I was thinking this same thing the other day. All these old guys are conflating “back when America was great” with “back when I was relevant, and useful and getting as much tail as I could grab”. It’s government by selfish nostalgia. Nostalgiocracy?

I don’t see this biting them in the ass at all when the president is indicted or chooses not to run again because of looming indictments.  His exit strategy for 2020 (if he’s around) will look exactly like his exit strategy from Syria.  

Obey the HALT check: Try not to say, do, or decide anything lasting, permanent, or important if you’re feeling hungry, angry, lonely, or tired.

Obey the HALT check: Try not to say, do, or decide anything lasting, permanent, or important if you’re feeling hungry, angry, lonely, or tired. As the great Kathy Tu of Nancy always says, “There is no such thing as a podcast emergency.”

Thank god someone finally stood up for the corporations making millions selling addictive chemicals to kids. Nice one HamNo.

And just off the coast you can barely see penisland.

No picture of the frunk? I’m not bidding unless I can see how much protein powder and Monster I can haul home.

made it clear that his children were not automatically entitled to a role with the team and that they would have to earn that opportunity through their accomplishments, qualifications and character.

I’m far more likely to use the James Comey party hack; stand at the edge of the room and try to blend in with the curtains.  

That’s a bummer, but you know the old saying, “The best time to start a Christmas tree decorating tradition is 30 years ago. The second best time is now” (or something like that, I may have the details wrong). And if you don’t put up a tree you’re depriving yourself the joy of watching your cats try to climb it and…

#notallimaginariumowners

I did not expect that response........

has shown absolutely no skills nor achieved anything of any noteworthiness